BREAKING NEWS – New upcoming SEBI rules

New upcoming SEBI rules for those who wish to trade in stocks

  1. PAN Card
  2. Latest ECG
  3. BP readings of last 10 days
  4. Sugar before market
  5. Sugar after market
  6. Medical Fitness Certificate.
  7. Life Insurance Policy
  8. NOC from family 👪

Just fun guys, this is ideal situation when market correct self on periodic time cycle.